Fools

November 2022

The town of Kulyenchikov has been cursed with stupidity for the last 200 years. The vendor sells fish instead of flowers, the shepherd is always losing his sheep, and the postman keeps all the mail. Our story begins when Leon Tolschinsky, a school teacher, arrives to educate the daughter of the town doctor, Sophia Zubritsky. Of course, Leon falls in love at first sight with Sophia, even though she just recently learned to sit down. Dr. Zubritsky is hopeful that this teacher will be the one to break the curse… (Or is it purse? Something like that). However, Leon soon finds out that the only way to break the curse is to educate Sophia (which proves to be impossible) or allow her to marry Count Gregor Yousekevitch. Leon vows to do whatever it takes to teach her. But he only has 24 hours to break it before he, too, falls victim to the curse.

Directed by ADAM M. COONS
Written by NEIL SIMON

BRIAN AVERY as Leon Steponovitch Tolchinsky
ALLISON MCARDLE as Sophia Irena Elenya Zubritsky 
PETER QUINONES as Count Gregor
BILL DOUGLAS as Dr. Nikolai Zubritsky
ROBIN SUITOR as Lenya Zubritsky
MICHAEL C. MENCHING as Something-Something Snetsky
HENRY DIMARIA as Mishkin
KEN GOLDFARB as Slovitch
JACKIE DEGIORGIS as Yenchna
GEORGE FILIEAU as Magistrate
SAGE PAYEUR as Paperboy